Moschino Silk Pants

Lilac, silk Moschino pants from the 1990s. Straight leg. Mid-rise. Zip closure. Made in Italy. Waist is 29 inches. Fit like a size medium or loose small, depending on measurements. See below.  *Pants are pinned on for photos I’d trade my firstborn for these pants, and that says a lot because I’m currently watching The Handmaid’s Tale. Luckily for all, however, I do not have any “borns” (yet), and The Handmaid’s Tale is fake – at least in New York! Also luckily for all, these pants do not fit me and that’s why they’re for sale – and a little bit crinkled in the photos, too. (Sorry about that…) Nevertheless, these pants are unlike any others I have ever seen, and possibly you too because I’ve seen it all, baby!  Have you ever seen a man on a bike hit by a Hyundai? The bloodstain from his head wound splattered on Second Avenue? An eight-year-old hallucinate, and stab a pencil all the way through her classmate’s hand? What about a man who loves you all the same, despite being exiled to the