Oscar Twist Top

Vintage Oscar by Oscar de la Renta twist top. Long sleeve. V-neck. Slightly cropped. Stretchy material. Size petite small. See measurements below.  Much like my current relationship, I was quite unsure, irresolute, up in the air, and extremely hesitant about this shirt when I got it. You know when you go on a date because you're bored, bloated, and feeling ugly, and manage to convince yourself that perhaps a boy can fill the void? And then you meet him, and he's five inches shorter than he said he was, and you realize that you'll never be attracted to a Blonde Man because we're all in search of people who look like us, and I need a Brunette Boy with Beautiful Brown Eyes just like mine? And his are blue? Facebook-blue? And you can hardly sit still long enough to last through the whole date because all you can see is Mark Zuckerberg and the thirteen-year-old girls who un-alived themselves thanks to his Evil Apps? That's how I felt about this shirt. That is unfortunately and quite mistake