Rose Gold Slip Skirt

Vintage rose gold skirt from the 1950s. Stretchy elastic waist. Lace at hem. Size large. See measurements below. *Skirt is pinned on for photos My heart is currently beating a little bit too fast for my liking right now, so, naturally, I need a glass of wine. Except one glass of wine usually becomes two, which tends to be my limit for the day, until it becomes three. If, or when, I hit four glasses of wine, I knock the fuck out.  Imagination is a much stronger force than willpower, and, right now, I can see the shiny threads on this rose gold skirt morphing into droplets, slithering down past my knees, over the lace, and into my sad, stemless wine glass from Bed, Bath, & Beyond. I am trying to convince myself that only Jesus can turn water into wine, and I cannot turn skirts into Chardonnay. But when I see this skirt, I see the bottle in my fridge. The wine, much like the fabric, is gleaming, elegant, supple -- and only a twist of the screw cap away.  I cannot help having a BOISTER