wine amateur - humorous bar kitchen towel SM

if you have to ask if it's TOO EARLY to drink WINE..you're an amateur and we can't be friends. sarcasm..it's how we hug and get through cleaning. Kitchen and bar towels are time-honored essentials with natural simplicity and versatility..beyond drying dishes and counter tops, these oversized cotton classics are great for more than everyday cleaning - they are perfect for gifting! Order any 2 towels in the collection and get a 3rd towel for 50% - discount applied automatically in your cart! Your kids are finally moving out? They need some funny advice and new towels.  Dad got a new grill? He needs his OWN towels that can be bleached out and used again. Grandma's kind of sarcastic?  She'll need to tuck a sly towel onto her table. Made from 100% Cotton and bleached white, each towel unfolds to a large, 28 x 28 inches in size - although they are lint-free, they're full of fun!  In this design, the words have a smaller footprint, enabling you to fold them up and still see all of the words!