you are the boss of cookie calories - humorous kitchen bar towel LG

...let's be clear. if you BAKED those cookies, you can eat as many as you want and the calories don't count.  You MADE those calories.  YOU ARE the boss of them.. sarcasm..it's how we hug and get through cleaning. Tea or kitchen towels are time-honored essentials with natural simplicity and versatility..beyond drying dishes and counter tops, these oversized cotton classics are great for more than everyday cleaning - they are perfect for gifting! Order any 2 towels in the collection and get a 3rd towel for 50% - discount applied automatically in your cart! Your kids are finally moving out? They need some funny advice and new towels.  Dad got a new grill? He needs his OWN towels that can be bleached out and used again. Grandma's kind of sarcastic?  She'll need to tuck a sly towel onto her table. Wrapping around that box of candles or bottle of wine makes these towels a wonderful add-on and they're one size fits all. Made from 100% Cotton and bleached white, each towel unfolds to a large,