Turbo Birthday Card

Ever wanted to wish someone a happy birthday in a way that's both confusing and hilarious? Check out this Turbo-charged "Happy Birthday, Pussy Chicken" card that is somehow both an insult and a term of endearment. It's like getting a compliment from someone who's only partially sure they like you. You know, like when TJ compliments Jay.This card is a throwback to simpler times on The Challenge, when arguments were sprinkled with colorful insults and spontaneous karate kick practice. It's perfect for Challenge War of the Worlds fans, or anyone who enjoys being called poultry in a celebratory fashion.Celebrate another year of not being eliminated from the game of life with this card. It's a reminder that birthdays are like reality TV shows: unpredictable, sometimes ridiculous, but always worth the streaming subscription. And not just because you have your parents' password. Details — Size: 5” × 7” Inside: blank for your message Paper: heavyweight matte Envelope: speckled kraft paper A