Artemis Fowl (Commentary Track)

D'arvit. Longtime viewers will know that, as a fan of the book series, I have been looking forward to an Artemis Fowl movie for at least a decade. While I had some hope for it back when Kenneth Branagh was attached to direct, that all went out the window once I saw the trailer. And then it got dumped on Disney+. Yikes. But hey! Perhaps the marketing has been misleading in order to sell the movie to a broad audience but it actually follows the books very closely! Right? ... Maybe? Anyway, this is the culmination of twenty years of my anticipation and as long as I get to see Josh Gad shit dirt I'll be happy. This is an audio file that is meant to be listened to along with the movie.