"System Importance" Tee

Alright, buckle up, folks, 'cause this shirt's got a bar chart on it. And let me tell you, this chart is no ordinary chart. No sir. This chart's got "Government" quality written all over it. The correlation between "Quality" and "System Importance" is using a scale that will make you laugh, cry, or maybe a little bit of both. Maybe mention it in therapy? You see, this chart measures the system's quality on a scale ranging from "a bit shitty" to "extremely shitty." I don't know about you folks, but that sounds pretty damn shitty to me. But don't let the scale's objective nature fool you, folks. This shirt is sending a serious message. It reminds us of the importance of maintaining high-quality standards in critical systems and failing to do so. Sure, the consequences could be dire, but I didn't write the requirements. Now, I know the colors used in this chart may look like they were chosen by a drunk toddler with a box of crayons, but trust me, they're meant to draw your attention and d