Diet Friendly Dick Keychain

Diet culture, but make it dumb. This penis keychain is aggressively labeled, wildly unnecessary, and fully committed to parody. Featuring buzzwords like Paleo, Atkins Approved, Keto Friendly, 100% Gluten Free, RAW, and Non-GMO, it answers a question nobody asked with total confidence. Hand cut from aluminum and mounted on a stainless steel keyring, this lightweight penis-shaped keychain is durable, ridiculous, and absolutely not FDA approved. Hand cut aluminum penis keychain Stainless steel split keyring Lightweight with maximal satire Perfect for keys, bags, or mocking wellness culture Clean eating has never been dirtier. Adult humor / NSFW.