Endorphins Make You Happy, So Do Dicks Keychain

Science, but selective. “Endorphins Make You Happy, So Do Dicks” is a motivational quote that took a hard left. Equal parts biology lesson and personal observation. Hand cut from aluminum and attached to a stainless steel keyring, this lightweight keychain is durable, cheeky, and unapologetically unserious. Hand cut aluminum novelty keychain Stainless steel split keyring Lightweight with questionable logic Perfect for keys, bags, or chaotic affirmations We’re not here to debate methodology. Adult humor / NSFW.