On Your Mark... Keychain

Structured hostility. “On Your Mark, Get Set, Go Fuck Yourself” adds organization and enthusiasm to telling someone off. Athletic cadence. Competitive spirit. Zero sportsmanship. Hand cut from aluminum and attached to a stainless steel keyring, this keychain is lightweight, durable, and aggressively motivational. Shown in Brass and Aluminum, only available in aluminum hand cut keychain Stainless steel split keyring Lightweight with a strong finish Perfect for keys, bags, or emotional distance Ready. Set. Boundaries. Adult humor / NSFW.