Welcome to Poundtown Dick Keychain

Say it louder with metal.This Welcome to Poundtown keychain is hand cut from lightweight aluminum and shaped by hand into a bold, unapologetic penis design. Finished on a durable stainless steel split keyring, it’s made to survive daily use while delivering maximum filthy humor. Each keychain is individually handcrafted, meaning no two are exactly alike — slight variations are part of the charm. Equal parts gag gift, statement piece, and pocket-sized chaos, this keychain is for people who appreciate handmade goods with zero filter. Perfect for keys, bags, or gifting to someone who laughs first and asks questions never. Adult humor. NSFW. Not subtle. Details Hand cut aluminum penis charm Stainless steel split keyring Lightweight, durable, and wearable daily Handmade — expect minor variations Explicit adult language / humor Great For Funny adult gifts Bachelorette or bachelor parties Valentine’s Day gag gifts Sex-positive accessories People who hate boring keychains