3 Megaton R7 Semyorka Nuclear Warhead

You're guaranteed to have a blast Have fun blowing shit up with this 3 megaton Soviet-era nuclear missile. With a 5,000-mile range, you can destroy a city, small country, or your in-laws' entire world from the comfort of your own home. Or just blackmail governments for cash, cheese or hard-to-find bike parts.• Intercontinental ballistic delivery system included.• Dishwasher safe, hypoallergenic,  environmentally tested, Katya-recommended.• Honeytrap experience at KGB Strippers included with every purchase.• See the blast radius and casualty estimates with this neat simulator (just enter 3000 in the kiloton yield). Semyorka means "quality" in Russian In the chaos that ensued the breakup of the USSR, a few of these puppies fell out the back of a truck and into our lap. Good times.They come with a 2-day warranty, but you can also purchase a 15-year service plan (you're welcome).We stand behind the quality of all our products. If it doesn't detonate then return it with proof of purchase. W