A Life
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Get a Life for far less than a mephistophelean trade!Don't sell your soul to the devil, or worse yet, to white collar America...Buy a motorcycle instead!You heard right. Buy a motorcycle, any motorcycle, even these cheap shit bikes on Amazon, and you're guaranteed to have a Life!*One of adventure, boozin', bar brawls, strip clubs and 10 to 20-year stints at the Pen. Unless of course you're anyone in this video below. Then even motorcycles can't help you. *Does not apply in Guam, Puerto Rico or Your Pants
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