Big Bag 'O Poo

We all gotta duck when the shit hits the fan A MYRIAD OF USES - Fertilizer.- Improve survivability during a pandemic by keeping people away.- Explosives for militant animal rights protests.- Sell on coprophilia kink sites for a handsome profit.- Send chocolate-covered poo bites to your nemesis.- Discourage police from searching your smelly car when you're transporting controlled substances.- Confuse drug detection dogs—we recommend our specialty Bitch-In-Heat Poo (currently half off).- Place in front of neighbor's door in paper bag, set fire, ring doorbell and run away—repeat until shot or disfigured by a Doberman.- Hide poo in a snowball or mudpie and throw it at someone much larger than you.- Gift wrap it, label it Winnie The Poo's Poo, and give it to a deserving child.- Throw it at your nemeses.- Throw it at a biker (R.I.P.).- Throw it at your mama naked.- Throw it at a chimp (who threw poo at your granmama first).- Create an Amazon listing for a glitter bomb—then send it with explo