LSD (Longshoreman's Decaf) Half-Caf

Frosted molasses cookies, maple, creme brûlée, snickers bar We made this for the chronically overcaffeinated. The espresso-before-noon crowd who still want a 3 p.m. cup without staring at the ceiling at 1 a.m. This half-caffeinated blend is all gooey richness and soft landings. It tastes like frosted molasses cookies, maple syrup off a hot griddle, and a Snickers bar melting in your glovebox, in the best possible way. It won’t rocket you into a productivity spiral. But it will taste like dessert and give you just enough of a nudge to finish your emails, fold your laundry, or contemplate your inbox without crying. Pairs well with oat milk, after-lunch haze, and existential dread.