POLYGON: 'A Dead Parrot' Short-Sleeve Unisex T-Shirt

This "polygon" has one shape: horizontal and stiff at that; unless it's upside down and still clinging to its little cage bar. Oh come on; with all the crap flying around these days, don't you think it time for a chuckle? This t-shirt is everything you've dreamed of and more. It feels soft and lightweight, with the right amount of stretch. It's comfortable and flattering for both men and women. • 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (heather colors contain polyester) • Fabric weight: 4.2 oz (142 g/m2) • Shoulder-to-shoulder taping • Side-seamed Size guide   XS S M L XL 2XL 3XL 4XL Length (inches) 27 28 29 30 31 32 33 34 Width (inches) 16 ½ 18 20 22 24 26 28 30