I Do Not Spew Profanities, I Enunciate Them Clearly, Like a F'ing Lady, Funny Novelty Candles for Women, 9 oz Palm Wax Candles

For those moments when you need to express yourself with elegance and a hint of sass, bring a smile and a sigh of relief this holiday season with a hilariously practical gag gift. Whether you're on the hunt for the ultimate birthday treat for your ride-or-die bestie, a Christmas delight to surprise your sister, or a heartwarming gesture to show your mom some love, this candle is your all-in-one solution. Even for those office comrades who could use a dash of stress relief in their daily grind, this candle promises to be their trusted companion. Product Features: 🕯️ Soothing Palm Wax: Hand-poured with love using premium palm wax, this candle burns cleanly and evenly, ensuring hours of peaceful ambiance. 🌈 Dye-Free: Our commitment to eco-friendliness and your well-being means we skip the dyes. The candle's beautiful natural hue complements any decor. 🤣 Funny Yet Functional: It's like a spa day for your senses and your sense of humor. 🎁 Perfect Gift: Whether you're hunting for a ga