
Embroidered Chew Quieter Distressed Hat, Funny Baseball Cap,
Embroidered “Chew Quieter” Distressed Hat Unisex Baseball Cap – Say What We're All Thinking 😆 We’re all thinking it—now you can wear it. The CHEW QUIETER dad hat is here to bring laughs, side-eyes, and a whole lot of style. Whether you’re dodging judgment or proudly owning your snack breaks, this hat does the talking so you don’t have to. Made from 100% preshrunk cotton twill with a soft, unstructured crown, it’s the kind of hat that looks even better broken in (and it already comes with that perfectly distressed finish!). Lightweight, breathable, and effortlessly cool—just like you. ✓ Embroidered with “CHEW QUIETER” for a bold, cheeky statement ✓ 100% preshrunk cotton twill for durability and all-day comfort ✓ Adjustable hook-and-loop back strap for a custom fit ✓ Low-profile, six-panel construction with a soft crown ✓ Distressed finish for that casual, worn-in edge Perfect for casual days, weekend errands, dog walks, beach hangs, or as a funny gift for the unapologetic snack lover in