In my defense. I was left unsupervised. Hot Wax Sarcastic T-shirt

Add a dose of humor to your casual wardrobe with this unisex soft-style t-shirt. Crafted from 100% ring-spun cotton for solid colors, and a cotton-polyester blend for heather and sports grey options, this tee promises exceptional softness and durability. The ribbed knit collar and twill-taped shoulders ensure long-lasting wear, while the absence of side seams provides a smooth, comfortable fit. Perfect for those who like to keep things light-hearted and stylish. Product Features: 100% ring-spun cotton (fiber content may vary for different colors) Light fabric (4.5 oz/yd² or 153 g/m²) Eurofit for a sleek, modern look Tear-away label for added comfort Runs true to size     S M L XL 2XL 3XL Width, in 18.00 20.00 22.00 24.00 26.00 28.00 Length, in 28.00 29.00 30.00 31.00 32.00 33.00 Sleeve length, in 8.23 8.50 8.74 9.02 9.25 9.49 Size tolerance, in 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50