Whiskey Tango Foxtrot Soy Candle

Smells like bad decisions and top-shelf coping skills. Creamy butterscotch and smooth whiskey hit first, chased by warm bourbon and finished with vanilla and musk — a scent as comforting as chaos and just as hard to explain. This one’s for the questionable choices, the “I’ve got this” energy, and the coping mechanisms you didn’t sign up for but definitely mastered.  If you’ve ever trusted the wrong person, reenlisted for the bonus, or married for the housing allowance — this candle’s for you. Smells like:💥 Coping mechanisms you’ve turned into personality traits🔥 The emotional support candle you didn’t know you needed🥃 And just the right amount of petty The kind of candle you burn when you’re wondering who approved this mission… and why it’s your problem now. Note Profile:Top: Cream, Butterscotch Middle: Bourbon, Whiskey  Base: Vanilla, Musk  6 oz square mason jar candle, hand poured in Minnesota. Between 30-40 hour burn time.  Always trim your wick to 1/4 inch each time you burn your c