Adultier Adult Quote Towel – Sassy Chaos Decor

“I’m gonna need an Adultier Adult” For those days when your to-do list is just “survive,” this towel has your back—catching spills, side-eye, and your latest attempt at grown-uping. Stick it by the sink and let everyone know you’re delegating adulthood to… literally anyone else. Adulting Options:• Flour Sack – 28” x 29”: light, crisp, and crisis-ready• Waffle Weave – 15” x 26”: textured and chaos-containment• Terrycloth – 16” x 30”: soft, absorbent, and meltdown-proof Grown-Up-ish Fine Print:• Other towel colors available—just ask the adultier adult• Sizes are approximate and may vary slightly• Wash before first use for peak adulting absorbency• Polyester thread resists light bleaching and life spills• Handmade to order; each is uniquely, charmingly imperfect• Customizations welcome; small fees may apply Outsource your adulthood to this towel, breathe, and check out RivetingCrafts.com for more sass-infused adulting towels and be sure to follow Riveting Crafts on Facebook for sneak peek