I Made It With My Bum Spider Towel

Who needs silk sheets when this eight-legged overachiever is out here spinning masterpieces…with its butt? This towel features a delightfully cheeky spider perched next to its web, proudly proclaiming the truth we all needed: "I made it with my bum." It’s weird, it’s witty, and it’s exactly the kind of energy your kitchen (or bathroom) deserves. Perfect for Halloween decor, spider fans, or anyone who appreciates nature’s original thread artist doing the most—with the least. Choose your web canvas:• Flour Sack (27"x27") – Lightweight, and ready to trap kitchen chaos• Waffle Weave (16"x24") – Textured, thirsty, and web-approved• Terrycloth (16"x26") – Plush enough for kitchen or bathroom duty Sticky Little Details• Other towel colors may be lurking—just ask• Sizes are approximate (spiders don’t measure, they just spin)• Wash before use to shake off the cobwebs and activate max absorbency• Thread is polyester and tough enough to survive light bleach attacks• Each towel is handmade—no cook