I Gotta See The Candy First. Then I Get In The Van. I'm Not Stupid T-Shirt

The "I Gotta See The Candy First. Then I Get In The Van. I'm Not Stupid" t-shirt brings together sarcastic humor and bold wit, making it a perfect statement piece for those who love to showcase their funny side. Referencing a twisted take on strangers offering candy to lure kids to a van, this design is a humorous reminder that sometimes, caution is key. Whether you're rocking this shirt at a party or just hanging out with friends, the clever message ensures you'll be the center of attention. This is ideal for anyone who enjoys dark humor with a touch of sass, making it a great conversation starter. Not only does this shirt deliver on humor, but it also promises long-lasting comfort and durability. Crafted from soft, breathable cotton, this t-shirt offers an easygoing fit that will keep you feeling comfortable all day. The high-quality fabric ensures it withstands regular wear and washes, while the bold, vibrant print maintains its charm for the long haul. The "I Gotta See The Candy Fi