Have a Nice Day Pen

**ONE LEFT**Polite, But Make It SnarkyReady to give a gentle hint without uttering a word? This Have a Nice Day Somewhere Else Pen is your passive-aggressive ally in aluminum form. Decked out in green rubberized finish with sleek silver accents, it’s the perfect way to say, “I’m nice, but not that nice.” Stylus Tip: Because you shouldn’t have to touch other people’s germs (or your phone screen) with your actual fingers. Chrome Clip & Accent Rings: Adds a sparkly veneer to your thinly veiled sarcasm. Medium-Point Black Gel Ink: Smooth enough for scribbling your heartfelt grievances with grace. So go on—sign those papers, jot those notes, and remind the world that sometimes, you’d prefer them to have a nice day… somewhere else.