How to Tell If Your Cat Is Plotting to Kill You (Original)

Title: How to Tell If Your Cat Is Plotting to Kill You (Original) Author: The Oatmeal ISBN: 9781449410247 Publisher: Andrews McMeel Publishing Published: 2012 Binding: Paperback Language: English Condition: New New from the publisher Humor 1453636 Publisher Description: The Oatmeal's most popular cat jokes, including "How to Pet a Kitty" and "The Bobcats," plus 15 new and never-before-seen cat-themed comics, are presented in this hilarious #1 New York Times best seller from Matthew Inman, creator of the popular website The Oatmeal. Includes pull-out poster! If your cat is kneading you, that's not a sign of affection. Your cat is actually checking your internal organs for weakness. If your cat brings you a dead animal, this isn't a gift. It's a warning. How to Tell If Your Cat Is Plotting to Kill You is a hilarious, brilliant offering of comics, facts, and instructional guides about cra