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INFO ABOUT THIS DOOR HANGER: NFO ABOUT THIS DOOR HANGER: ⚬ Bow MIGHT vary depending on inventory and availability.⚬ Greenery/Bow are included and secured with permanent adhesive and staples.⚬ Hand cut, hand stained, painted, and sealed.⚬ Door Hangers are 16 inches around and 1/2 inch thick.⚬ Comes with D hooks and ribbon/twine attached to hang the sign.⚬ The back is unfinished on this sign⚬ Words are painted or wood laser cut, NO VINLY whatsoever.⚬ Wood is sealed or spray sealed so that it is suitable for both indoor and outdoor use. ⚬ All ribbon is wired and can be fluffed back up. Signs are started once ordered. Please allow 3-5 days for completion not including shipping⚬ Each sign is handmade in the order in which received.⚬ “In-stock quantity” is so that multiple people can purchase at one time.⚬ Cancellations are not accepted.⚬ Mail delays/weather are out of my control. IMPORTANT INFORMATION:  Each wood sign will vary slightly from the pictures above. Our signs are made from birc