Alabama James and the Canal of Carnage Tri-blend Tee

ALABAMA JAMES AND THE CANAL OF CARNAGE (straight to video, 1985): In the sweltering heat of the Egyptian desert, a dusty old map blows against the worn boots of our intrepid archaeologist, Alabama James. With a rugged charm and a penchant for getting into tight spots, Alabama is nothing if not persistent. The map, as it turns out, is a clue to the legendary Canal of Carnage, a hidden waterway said to be cursed by the gods and protected by the spirits of fallen pharaohs. The Canal, according to ancient lore, was constructed by Pharaoh Akhenra to transport treasures from his kingdom to his secret burial chamber. However, the canal was said to be cursed, causing anyone who sought its treasures to meet a gruesome end. Over the centuries, many have tried to locate the Canal of Carnage, but none have returned. Alabama, intrigued and sensing an adventure, gathers a team: Lila, a feisty journalist with a mysterious past and a knack for deciphering ancient codes. Rusty, a grizzled old pilot w