Happy Birthday You Dumb Bitch 70's Vintage Dark Humor Card

Happy Birthday You Dumb Bitch 70's Vintage Dark Humor Card

$5.00
{{option.name}}: {{selected_options[option.position]}}
{{value_obj.value}}

Nothing says happy birthday like a little lovingly offensive banter. This retro-style card features two 70s kids exchanging the sweetest of insults:“Happy Birthday you dumb bitch.”“Shove it up your ass, dickhead.” Equal parts vintage charm and dark humor, this card is perfect for friends who thrive on sarcasm and appreciate a good roast with their birthday cake. Blank inside for your own creative comebacksIncludes kraft envelopePrinted on thick, high-quality cardstock

Show More Show Less