Hot Mess Express T-Shirt

Welcome aboard the Hot Mess Express, where the vibes are questionable, the schedule’s nonexistent, and the snacks are just iced coffee and regret. This shirt is for the beautifully unhinged souls who are doing their best… most of the time… kind of. Whether your life’s on track or completely derailed, at least you’ll look good while it happens. Made from soft, comfy fabric that can handle coffee spills, emotional breakdowns, and spontaneous dance parties in the kitchen. Perfect for school drop-offs, brunch hangovers, or any occasion where “functioning adult” is a stretch but “fun disaster” feels right on brand. Pro tip: pair it with messy hair, chaotic energy, and a vague sense of optimism. Choo choo, babe — this train’s not slowing down anytime soon.   **ABOUT THE SHIRT:** This classic unisex jersey short sleeve tee fits like a well-loved favorite. Soft cotton and quality print make users fall in love with it over and over again. These t-shirts have-ribbed knit collars to bolster shapi