Silent Night T-Shirt

For the holiday realist who’s running on caffeine, chaos, and the faint hum of seasonal depression. This shirt says what your face already does at every festive function: spiritually offline, emotionally buffering. Made from premium, soft-as-apathy cotton — because if your soul’s empty, at least your shirt can be comfy — it’s perfect for avoiding small talk at family gatherings, ghosting holiday parties, or staring into the void while pretending to enjoy hot cocoa. The relaxed fit pairs perfectly with sarcasm, eye rolls, and a general sense of “please make it January already.” Whether you’re caroling in deadpan or just trying to survive another “most wonderful time of the year,” this tee keeps you comfortable while your spirit checks out for the season.   **ABOUT THE SHIRT:** This classic unisex jersey short sleeve tee fits like a well-loved favorite. Soft cotton and quality print make users fall in love with it over and over again. These t-shirts have-ribbed knit collars to bolster sh