Read a f$&@!& book cross stitch pattern

  READ A FUCKING BOOK FUNNY CROSS STITCH PATTERN!     PATTERN INFO:   Depending on which Aida cloth size you are using, the finished size of this image will be vary. THIS image is 146 (h) x 146 (w) stitches; so if you use the following count Aida sizes, your image will be (in inches):   11 count Aida: 13.4" x 13.4" 14 count Aida: 10.5" x 10.5" 18 count Aida: 8.2" x 8.2" 22 count Aida: 7.7" x 7.7" 28 count Aida: 5.3" x 5.3"    This pattern uses 24 DMC colors!   Comes with full color and black and white patterns    All of my patterns are: 1. in full color 2. come with the DMC color list 3. PDF format (you can zoom in on your iPad, computer) or... 4. are printable!   I also do $15 custom orders!!   Follow me on Instagram at: Samwise Simple Stitch   Facebook: Cross Stitch Samwise Simple Stitch   Are you a beginner to cross stitch? Peacock and Fig has an excellent comprehensive tutorial at:    https://peacockandfig.com/2017/05/cross-stitch-for-beginners/