Myrna Lou Vase
Meet Myrna Lou, she is everyone's favorite Southern Lady and the first to be introduced in the "Gussied Up" Collection. Myrna Lou's penchant for visiting is downright pathological. She is also the town's unofficial "record keeper". If you need to know, call Myrna Lou. Just let it ring extra so she has time to figure out how to answer her smart phone. On Sunday you will find her on the second pew, right side. Serving up a pot roast lunch directly after service to her family and at the Chinese buffet with her lady friends for dinner time. Sundays are for socializing and Jesus after all. She loves wedge sandals because they are perfect with her capri britches and her collection of dangling earrings. Her favorite Christmas ornament is her ceramic magnolia gifted to her by her third grandchild, the pretty one. Her pound cake sells out first at every church bake sale and after the last batch of canning tomatoes in the summer, she is on a cruise ship until fall. Myrna Lou is her nam