Satan Wants You Shirt

This design revives one of the earliest Church of Satan posters, a 1970s parody of the “Join Now” campaign. What began as satire now stands as iconic cultural commentary: an invitation to question, not to conform. The image of Anton Szandor LaVey, poised between showmanship and provocation, anchors the composition. Its balance of black, bone, and muted crimson typography transforms parody into a minimal statement, deliberate, and impossible to ignore. On the left sleeve, LaVey’s quote reads:“I visualize the day that tridents and pentagrams are thrust into the sky from church roofs instead of crosses.”It ties the piece together in a truly satanic statement, his vision of reversal and renewal, where symbolism evolves and free thought reclaims its rightful form. Printed on Satanme’s signature ring-spun cotton, the tee features a semi-fitted cut with a smooth, luxurious hand-feel, merging historical weight with modern design. All our clothing is unisex unless specifically stated. Size guid