MCMUFFIN

Absolutely the worst shot in the league....this muppet couldn’t hit an empty net from the slot....his shot is softer than 10 ply quilted sh*t tickets. In praccy, coach has the radar gun out for an end of skate skills compy and not a single shot from this teddy bear even gets a reading.  “Mix in a forearm workout pal, you’re throwing muffins on net.” 📦🚛📬 Due to high demand, orders are expected to ship within 7 to 10 business days.