Funny University of Retired, Department of I’m Done Retirement Shirt

Welcome to the University of Retired – Class of 2026 Where the only assignments are naps, and the dress code is 100% soft cotton and zero meetings. This hilarious “Department of I’m Done” retirement shirt is the perfect diploma for anyone handing in their final two weeks and walking across the stage of FREEDOM. Whether they’re a teacher, nurse, office warrior, or just officially DONE-done, this tee is the ultimate send-off. Perfect for retirement parties, last days at work, or lounging in the backyard while sipping coffee at 10 a.m. (just because they can). It’s funny, comfy, and guaranteed to get laughs from coworkers who wish they were next. 👕 Shirt Features: Bold “University of Retired” collegiate-style graphic Soft, unisex fit for the men or a relaxed fit ladies version —flattering and cozy for all Great gift for dads, moms, grandpas, aunts, coworkers, and heroes of the 9-to-5 grind 🧺 Machine washable. Pairs well with slippers and sarcasm. This does not have to be for 2026, this is