The Lock-Proof Pen — Pick Locks & Break Glass!

You gotta understand what a big deal this is.  Jeff and I were sporting sweet mustaches as we hunted for the coolest products to bring our fellow Modern Rogues. We were searching smoky dive bars, illegal gambling halls, the prize section of Chuck-E-Cheeses ...  You know, super shady spots.Anyway, we'd just left the Bootleg Medical Devices district and were about to hit up Little Uzbekistan, when we stopped cold: We were suddenly faced with the most amazing pen we've ever seen. The moment I touched it, I grew two inches taller. Just by looking at it, Jeff suddenly knew how to change a carburetor.There was only one problem: It was discontinued world-wide. There was no possible way for us to get more for Scam Stuff....Until now. The Lock-Proof Pen holds within a secret -- inside is hidden a full set of 5 lock picks. This thing is the best. Plus, with every pen we include a mini tactical flashlight (batteries included too) so you'll be prepared to bust open those pesky locks in any circu