This Urination Candle Smells AMAZING

Please Urinate With Precision and EleganceNow in Candle Form! We brought you stickers for public use, now time to bring the sentiment home!  We’ve been keeping this candle in the dark for a bit, but this is the perfect time to reveal the next evolution of the “Piss With Elegance” series.  Ryer Appeldoorn designed the original series of Piss With Elegance stickers and you beautiful people have taken on the task of deployment. I LOVE seeing photos of them in the wild. We now offer this delightful addition for your own domicile, available in three colors and three scents. Candle Jar Colors:Cranberry RedMatte BlackOpalescent (transparent, iridescent neutral)Scent Options:Christmas Warmth: evergreen and spicesSea Salt + Orchid: a little beachy, a little floral Unscented: great for power outages! The bamboo lid is engraved with a classic “Live, Laugh Love” font, reading “Please Urinate With Precision and Elegance”Always blow the candle out before replacing the lid.        This eco-friendly