The Situation Room Was Booked | Unisex t-shirt | Seasons Foundry

Because nothing says ‘national security’ like a group chat. When the Situation Room’s double-booked, don’t stress—just open the app. This soft, satirical tee brings high-stakes drama to low-bandwidth solutions. Featuring “Strategic Command, now with read receipts,” so you know someone saw the missile alert and still left you on read. Perfect for lovers of politics, pettiness, and poorly managed digital infrastructure. • 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester) • Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²) • Pre-shrunk fabric • Side-seamed construction • Shoulder-to-shoulder taping • Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!Size guide   LENGTH (inches) WIDTH (inches) CHEST (inches)