This Shirt Pays More Taxes | Premium Unisex Crewneck T-shirt | Seasons Foundry

This Shirt Pays More Taxes Than A**z*n – The Capitalist Clapback Tee Let’s be real: this T-shirt contributed more to public schools, pothole repairs, and emergency services than a trillion-dollar megacorp. And it doesn’t even own a spaceship. This isn’t just fashion—it’s fiscal shade in cotton form. Wear it to brunch, protests, tax season audits, or anywhere billionaires pretend to be broke. 🌱 Eco-conscious & globally printed: Printed locally through our local partnerships to reduce carbon emissions and ship faster. No billionaire overlords involved. 💪 Premium quality: Crafted from 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton. Soft enough to cry in. Durable enough to wear to every protest. 🧵 Tailored to fit the fed-up: Unisex, side-seamed construction for a flattering and comfortable fit—because rage should feel cozy. 🎨 Crisp, lasting print: DTG-optimized so your message stays loud, clear, and beautifully bitter. 🎨 Comes in colors fit for civil disobedience or coffee shop rants. W