NEW! The American Dream Is A Pyramid Scheme Hoodie

NEW! The American Dream Is A Pyramid Scheme Hoodie

$55.00
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Are you still chasing after white picket fences and looking for the perfect SUV for a generic family with 2.5 kids? Nope. Us neither. If you're over the 'American Dream' and ready to wake up for good, wear your wakefulness with this lyrical line. Ponzi schemes aren't our dreams.**Please note our prices have changed to reflect equitable pricing for all sizes.FIT & FEATURES:/ Relaxed unisex fit / Pre-shrunk 50% cotton, 50% polyester/ Athletic rib knit cuffs / Runs true to sizePRODUCT DETAILS:50% cotton/50% polyester / Machine wash cold / Tumble dry lowA sturdy and warm sweatshirt bound to keep you warm in the colder months. A pre-shrunk, classic fit sweater that's made with air-jet spun yarn for a soft feel and reduced pilling.Size Guideline: I'm 5'3, 130lbs and I wear a medium for a loose fit, and a small for a tighter fit. Please make sure you choose the right size as we can only refund or exchange an item if it's damaged. Thank you. S M L XL 2XL 3XL Length, cm 69 71

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