Drunker than Cooter Brown (Unisex Tee)

Legend says that Cooter Brown lived along the Mason-Dixon line at the time of the Civil War.  He had family on both sides, and not wishing to be drafted by either the North or the South, he decided to get drunk -- and stay drunk -- so that he wouldn't have to fight in the war.      S M L XL 2XL 3XL 4XL Width, in 18.00 20.00 22.00 24.00 26.00 28.00 30.00 Length, in 28.00 29.00 30.00 31.00 32.00 33.00 34.00 Sleeve length, in 8.23 8.50 8.74 9.02 9.25 9.49 9.72 Made with 100% ring-spun cotton, this unisex t-shirt feels like a bliss to wear all year round. The classic fit with the crew neckline deliver a clean, versatile style that can match any occasion. All shirts feature a pearlized, tear-away label for total wearing comfort.  Made using ethically grown and harvested US cotton. Gildan is also a proud member of the US Cotton Trust Protocol ensuring ethical and sustainable means of production. Fabric blends: Heather colors - 35% ring-spun cotton, 65% polyester; Sport Grey an