'Muricans For Shower Beers

We Salute You Shower Beer Patriot!  Are you truly 'Murican? Do you bleed red, white and blue through every pore of this beer-drinkin' country? Then look no further fellow patriot, this eagle has landed!   This Shakoolie not only frees up your hands, but it also keeps your beer ice cold in a hot shower - all in the name of freedom. And that my fellow patriots is something we fully support. What a beautiful country we live in. U. S. A. What Will I Get? 1 "Muricans For Shower Beers" Shakoolie 1 Launch Pad What Should I Know? The Launch Pad requires a smooth surface to stick. It is not a suction cup because suction cups won't stick to porous surfaces like tile (trust us, we tried, here's how a suction cup works). If you have a rough shower wall (like stone), then the pad will not stick. Typical shower tiles and vinyl hold like a champ! Be safe with Shakoolie. Always use cans and never use glass bottles. Broken glass will ruin a shower beer. Everyone loves shower beers, but be smart. Nev