Balls Pinata with a Pecker Bat

Is whacking open a dick-shaped pinata too boring for your bachelorette party? How about whacking open a balls-shaped pinata, using a dick-shaped bat! Hot Facts Pinata measures 15" x 17" Includes a penis-shaped bat Blindfold not included Item Description Okay, I’m about to say something I never thought I would say in a million years: I’ve kind of gotten tired of smacking penises with bats. I know, I can’t believe it either. I thought whacking penis pinatas was my one true calling in life; that I would keep doing it all the way up until the ripe old age of retirement. But I’ve just seen so many penis piñata at this point. Sure, some are a little bigger than others, and some have sillier faces, but ultimately, they’re all the same. It’s a big penis and you whack it with a stick until candy comes out. Yawn. But wait... what’s this? Could it be... a new way to take out my aggression toward the male reproductive organs? It is! It is! Hallelujah, my passion for penis-based violence has been r