Chili Buddy Talking Plush Doll

WHAT THE HELL IS IT?!   It’s Chili Buddy, the chili bandit! The cuddly buddy whose tummy is perpetually hungry… for chili!The Chili Buddy is always ready to go on an adventure with you, his second best friend! Squeeze his soft innards to hear him talk like he’s a REAL sentient being!* But WATCH OUT! He just loves to fill his squidgy stomach with piping hot chili and he won’t be shy letting you know about it! As seen on Shudder’s The Last Drive-In with Joe Bob Briggs! Says 8 different phrases!  Soft to the touch! Probably won’t murder you in your sleep!** Chili is num-num for his tum-tum so make sure you always have plenty of Texas-style chili in your cupboards, otherwise you’re a terrible person and should feel ashamed of yourself!Do you feel ashamed of yourself? Buy your own Chili Buddy as retail therapy!Terrible parent? Buy a Chili Buddy for your children to make them love you!Currently drunk? Buy TWO Chili Buddies!Basically, send us money and we’ll send you your Chili Buddy i