IF YOU'RE GOING TO REVIEW MY BOOK... t-shirt

Writers—has this ever happened to you? A reviewer slaps your book down because the shipping sucked, or the customer service sucked on Amazon? Did the reviewer even read your book? Wear this author's t-shirt and tell the world to get a freaking grip and be fair! Available in women's and unisex sizes; in premium, eco-friendly and 100% ethically sourced, jersey knit 100% ring-spun cotton selections; and comfortable, durable, preshrunk 100% cotton relaxed fit selections. (A few colors have a cotton/poly blend—please see "size charts and apparel details" in the menu for more details.)