I Piss Red I Shit White I Bleed Blue (I Can't Afford Healthcare)

I Piss Red I Shit White I Bleed Blue – USA Sticker  Just Another Day in the American Healthcare System™ If you’re looking for a sticker that screams “USA” with the same energy as a bald eagle flying into a fireworks stand—you found it. “I Piss Red I Shit White I Bleed Blue (I Can’t Afford Healthcare to Get This Checked Out)” is the USA sticker for patriots who are down catastrophically bad—but still wouldn’t change a thing except maybe their deductible. It’s a tribute to freedom, failing organs, and the red-blooded delusion that everything’s fine, actually. This is not a sticker. It’s a cry for help, printed on vinyl and sold as merch for medically neglected legends. Why This USA Sticker Exists (God Help Us) You’ve seen “Don’t Tread On Me.”You’ve seen “God Guns Guts Glory.”But have you seen visceral internal damage combined with patriotic fervor so intense it’s literally hemorrhaging? Now you have. This USA sticker is built for: Truck drivers who haven’t been to a doctor since Bush