You Can't Legally Hit Me Because I'm Autistic Bumper Sticker

Funny Sticker – "You Can’t Legally Hit Me Because I’m Autistic" Okay, strap in. This one’s for the unhinged among us who actually read the bumper stickers while stuck at red lights, silently ranking strangers’ entire lives based on adhesive vinyl philosophy. Frog Mustard proudly presents the funny sticker that no one else on the road could ever pull off: "You Can’t Legally Hit Me Because I’m Autistic." It’s bold, it’s chaotic, it’s protective charm-meets-traffic law. And yeah, it’s also a nod to the legendary KingCobraJFS (Josh Saunders) — the badass goth wizard of YouTube who just left us way too soon. RIP King Cobra. This design salutes his unapologetic weirdness, his gothic chaos energy, and his ability to live life like every single day was a magic spell gone slightly wrong. Stick it, slap it, magnet it. This is more than decoration. It’s a declaration. Why This Funny Bumper Sticker Exists Frog Mustard doesn’t do subtle. Our drops live in the liminal space betw