You Will Turn Off Your High Beams (Hypnotism) Bumper Sticker

Funny Sticker – You Will Turn Off Your High Beams Congratulations—you now own the most powerful funny sticker Frog Mustard has ever conjured. It’s cute, it’s chaotic, and it just might make your nighttime commute survivable. You’re driving. It’s midnight. Some guy behind you thinks his truck needs to personally blind God with his high beams. Your retinas? Toast. Your patience? Evaporated. But then, as if summoned from the depths of a swamp rave, a frog appears. Not just any frog—the frog. With eyes wide and unblinking, it stares into the soul of the driver behind you. And it whispers: “You. Will. Turn. Off. Your. High. Beams.” Why This Funny Sticker Exists We’ve all been there. A lifted Ford F-250 blasting your corneas into oblivion because apparently dimmer switches are “for nerds.” Highway vampires who forgot that low beams exist. The hypnotic frog is here to fix that. This sticker isn’t just a gag—it’s amphibian-based traffic enforcement. It’s a road safety PSA