Mummy Beardest T-Shirt
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Mummy Beardest T-Shirt

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Mummy Beardest T-Shirt Here is yet another Simpatico, I don’t know this for a fact, I just know that is true….  The Mummy is a dedicated professional and a true method actor, he is committed to his role, costume, and his craft. His embalmed bandages are made of fine Egyptian linen and have stood the test of time. He does not need to change his costume, but if he did, the Mummy would not use wire hangers.    After a successful movie career, he retired and fully embraced Beardhood, and all the perks of a furry and free face. For a nominal fee, The Mummy is available for social gatherings, such as Birthday or Gender reveal parties, and he is very popular at Retirement parties, but please, don't ask him to shave, the beard is included, at no extra charge.  Be spooky, and classy, celebrate Bearhood, Octobeard, and Halloween, and get yourself a Mummy Beardest T-shirt from Simpatico before October 31.       Friends, Happiness, Life – simpatico. Life  Sizes S - 3XL This is a fitted unisex soft

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